Yo! Ralph P. Cavy at your service.

So you want to know about guinea pigs do you?. You searched on the internet and found Ralphie P’s site.

Yeah, I’m cute, but I also blog. How many guinea pigs do you know with a T1 line in their cages?

So anyhoose… A friend of mine, not that ugly mug in the header, has written a comprehensive guide to Guinea Pigs.

Every single topic…from the different breeds of guinea pigs, to guinea pig care, history, nutrition, health, breeding, and a lot of other guinea pig crap.. (I mean that in a non-smelly way) are covered in this fantastic new book called:

Guinea Pig Care Secrets: The Comprehensive Guinea Pig Guide!

I don’t usually do endorsements, but ever since my owner got this book I’ve been living high on the hog. No pun intended.

Can you believe my owner, the stiff… actually tried to feed me lettuce?

What an idiot? I was drinking Pepto-Bismol for a week.

But he redeemed himself because when he ordered this book he got a great CD of Guinea Pig Sounds. Unfortunately there’s no Guinea Rap yet… but they are working on it.

Alright let me finish this up because it’s naptime.

Do your Guinea Pig a favor and buy this book today.

It’s got a 100% Money-Back Guarantee and a couple of sweet bonus offers. Click here or the graphic on your right..

Tell-Em Ralphie sent you.